A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted."
He ran in the store and yelled, "What's wrong?"
I angered two people today by calling them hipsters...
Apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins...
I just spent $300 for a limousine and found out it doesnt come with a driver.
Cant believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.