The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Why did the tomato blush?

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I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help

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I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flys..

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My wife just yelled at me, "You haven't listened to a single word I've said"

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I played my dad in chess yesterday.

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My son turned 27, so he's no longer covered by my health insurance.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party?