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I asked my boss, “Can I have a week off around Christmas?” He growled, “It’s May!”
I countered, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas!?”
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I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing
But this is as close as I could get
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My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
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A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Legoland
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
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Why does seaguls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.
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What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
A pope tart.
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Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight.
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