The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What do you call a math problem that you can touch and feel?

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?

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Minneapolis City is disbanding the police

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My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to stand up.

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My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.

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What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?

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Why is a minnow always the first suspect for a crime?