The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I wanted to have a brain transplant

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Your dad is in prison and he has a stutter.

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My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.

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What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

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I went to buy camouflage pants,

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What has four wheels and flies?