The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My neighbour with big boobs has been gardening topless all day.

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I don't trust these trees

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Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

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Did you hear what happened to the Turkey?

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What did the unborn twins say when they were hungry?

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I man asked why he could see through me, I told him my son is transgender now I’m

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I got into bar fight and shoved a guy into a light switch on the wall.