Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
-3
Why does earth always have mood swings?
Because it's bipolar
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Where does the devil do his dishes?
Helsinki
REVEAL ANSWER
7
I have the heart of a lion...
And a life time ban from the Central Park Zoo
REVEAL ANSWER
5
Why are people with foot fetish losers?
Because they like to taste defeat.
REVEAL ANSWER
4
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of their guide dogs.
REVEAL ANSWER
-1
Watched a movie in 1440p for the first time yesterday.
It was my new year's resolution.
REVEAL ANSWER
-3
Instead of 'Happy New Year' I said 'good year' to my wife.
I must be tired.
REVEAL ANSWER
‹
1
2
...
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
...
392
393
›
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close